Are you dead?

  No!
  Yes
  GRRRRR NUM NUM NUM

do you like coconuts?

  Yes!
  No
  What's a coconut?

do you like potatoes?

  No
  YES I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE FOR IT
  I HATE POTATO

Where do you fart?

  In private, hold it in
  ON PEOPLE'S FACES
  Let it out slowly

Potato?

  huh?
  watermelon
  potato bad
  no potato.
  Potato potato.
  what does this mean?

Are you racist?

  Yes
  We are all created equal
  ewijdhnqwxdusdbefcyug

How many people will you enlighten about potato?

  None
  Many, uncountable
  I don't like potato

Potato are god. Agree?

  Yes. Potato is life, life is potato
  IS THIS A CULT??
  NO!!

are you an idiot?

  Yes
  No