We're going to start off just by talking a little bit. I know, I know: you want to get to the fun stuff. But foreplay's important too, so buckle in and try not to go yet, okay?

When was the last time you remember wetting yourself? While you were asleep or awake, on purpose or by accident, anything and everything counts.

  I honestly don't remember, or it was a really long time ago. Sometime when I was a kid, probably.
  It's been years, but I remember it.
  Sometime in the last year.
  Well... maybe a few months?
  Really, really recently. Just a week or two, maybe even less!
  Just a few days ago! Maybe even less. How naughty~

Almost everyone's got a wetting story. But do you remember when the last time you messed yourself was?

  Way back. I don't even remember it, really, or it was when I was a little kid.
  It's been years, but I haven't spent every single one of my seconds as an adult in clean pants.
  It hasn't been... all that long. A year?
  It's been a few months.
  Just a few weeks back. I can practically still smell it!
  Just a few days ago. Oopsie~

Now, let's talk about the present. What kind of underwear are you wearing?

  Panties, boxers, briefs. Some adult undies, perfectly appropriate for my age and perfectly stainable when I lose control.
  Some patterned undies. They're cute!
  A pullup, maybe a goodnite. We're going to make those patterns fade!
  Something a bit heavier. A real diaper, ready for an accident.
  One of the really big diapers! I won't even need to change after this, at least not right away!

Now, do your best to *almost*, but not quite, pee. Push, but not too hard! Keep it up for thirty seconds, or until you think you're about to pee.

  I'm good to keep going!
  That was close, but I'm okay.
  I pushed too hard. I'm not dry anymore.
  Well, I held my pee, but I... didn't hold everything else.
  I totally lost it!
  I'd already soiled myself before I even started this one...

Now, sit yourself down on the toilet. If you're wearing pants, a dress, a skirt, or anything else like that, keep it on for now. Then give a good, strong push for about five seconds. Don't push for too long! Once you're done, push again for five more seconds.

  We're good to keep going!
  I'm getting close, but I held it, this time.
  Ahhh~ I don't need to pee anymore.
  That was too much for my bowels. Something smells~
  I... don't think I need to go anymore. At all.
  This didn't make me go... because I've already lost control.

If you're wearing clothes, now's a good time to take them off.

Now let's get into a squat. Go down as far as you can, and press a hand to your stomach. Move it around, and try to find where your bladder and bowels are. You'll know where it is when doing a little circular rubbing motion makes your belly gurgle and your control waver. Rub your tummy like that a couple times, until you're sure you've stirred things up down there.

  I'm good to go.
  I'm gurgly, and I *need* to go.
  Well, I sure found where my bladder is... now to find where the mop is.
  I found my bowels *and* a big, smelly mess in my pants in one fell swoop! I'm a master investigator! And a master stinker.
  That did the trick. All of the tricks. I totally made myself lose control.
  I was already way past the point where this would have made it any worse.

Now, get down on your hands and knees. Before we can keep going, you're going to need to fart. Just once, but make it a good one, okay? You can do whatever you need to in order to fart, as long as you stay kneeling.

  It might have taken a while, but I passed gas.
  That was... dangerously close.
  It took too long, and I lost it the other way! I smell like pee, not farts. Oops!
  That... wasn't just a fart.
  That... wasn't just a fart, *or* just a big, messy accident. I'm wet, too.
  I'd already gone!

Stay on your hands and knees. Then, leaning forwards, push as hard as you can, in both ways. Really, really try to answer mommy nature's call for, let's say, thirty seconds. Maybe a minute. Whatever makes you come really, *really* close to losing it.

Or maybe even whatever pushes you past that point~

  I'm holding on!
  I felt it almost coming out. But not yet!
  The floodgates have opened <3
  My undies are full, squishy, and warm.
  I really, really don't need to go anymore~
  If there was anything left in me, I let it out, but I might have already been empty.

Now, one more time. Stand up and walk around. Stretch, take a breath. If you've already gone, then let everything else out as you feel like it. If you haven't, then as you walk, I want you to count to ten. When you reach ten, give a big push! If you're still clean, then keep walking, counting, and pushing until you think you're ready to stop, or until you've let it out.

  I chose to stay clean.
  *Pssssh*
  *Blort*
  I could use a change. But do I *want* a change~?

And there we are! I hope you had fun with this little game. Tell me, how are you feeling? How are your undies doing~?

  I chose not go, in the end.
  I just didn't quite need to go bad enough.
  I'm soaked and buzzy~
  I'm smelly and squishy~
  I'm totally soiled <3