This is what my stomach looks like!

  Eew so fat!
  Lil chub chub *pokes tummy*
  Aww, how many months along? *gently places hand on belly*
  That’s pretty average

This is my stomach sitting down!

  Thats huge. Never seen anything like it.
  Aww it looks soft *poke*
  Again, nothing above average.

This is my stomach when I’m laying down. What do you think about it?

  Aww it’s like a lil pillow! *pats tummy gently*
  Eww Jesus Christ that’s a lot
  AVERAGE
  Just looks a little squishy but nothing too extreme

Here is my stomach from the side. How’s it seem to you?

  Due any day now, right? Oh, you aren’t expecting? Yikes
  Maybe try throwing in some sports, but nothing crazy.
  Just a little bit of flab.
  How very... average

I can grab many handfuls of fat on my stomach.

  Eww wtf
  That’s average... (?)
  Really? It doesn’t seem like that much. (It is, I promise)
  Yeah I assumed so. It’s okay. *gently pinches my tummy* Well that’s entirely plausible.

My stomach is soft, and I can poke my fingers in many inches.

  Doubt that. Doesn’t look accurate.
  Bet you could lose your whole hand in there.
  I doubt it’s your WHOLE finger... (it is lol)
  Seems accurate. *tests what I said*

I wear plus size clothing and have a hard time finding stuff that works for me.

  As you should. Fattie
  Aww, I’m sorry.
  I’ll believe it when I see it

When I walk, my belly wobbles and shakes for a while, even after I stop moving.

  LOL it’s because you’re super fat
  That’s okay. Most people’s skin moves a little when they walk.
  Wobble baby wobble baby wobble baby wobble
  I’d assume so. It isn’t FLAT by any means.*doesn’t poke I had iOS fooled* *pokes my tummy to make it jiggle*

Overall, how fat am I?

  Average
  A little pudgy
  Chubby/fat/flabby/wtvr
  Obese