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Are You A Cannibal?
If you are a cannibal, go to a psychologist, or get similar help.
Do you lick your arms regularly?
Yes! All the time! It tastes...nice! Sometimes, when I'm bored...or hungry. Nope. Never.
Do you ever drool when a big person walks by?
Yes...I can't help it... Once....or twice... Why would I do that???
Do you like meat?
Yes! I love it! I can't live without it! It's pretty great. Meh...It's alright... Nope, I'm a vegetarian. -_-
How often do you have meat?
Every day! 3-4 times a week. Occasionally... I'm a vegetarian.
Do you like your meat well done?
Nope! I like it rare, almost raw. Slightly rare... Not really. Yup! How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a vegetarian!
What are your feelings on blood?
Blood fascinates me... Ick! I don't like blood! Neutral...
Have you ever had unexplainable cravings for meat that drove you beserk?
Yes! A lot! Once....or twice.... Never. No way! I'm a vegetarian. -_-
Could you satisfy your meat cravings?
No, not really. Sometimes... Mostly. Don't have to, I'm a vegetarian. Never had any cravings.
Have you EVER considered eating another human being?
Yes. No. I HAVE eaten a human being! No way! I'm a vegetarian. -_-
Have you, a roommate, or anyone in your house ever woken up with strange open wounds that later became infected?
Yes. Just once. Sometimes... No.
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