What gender are you

  Boy
  Girl

How old are you

  A new fart
  A kid
  A teen
  Adult
  An old fart

Do you want to be a baby

  Yes
  No

What would you wear on your bum

  Diaper
  Pull-up
  Underwear

Who would change you

  Mommy
  Daddy
  Myself

Where would you sleep

  Crib
  Toddler bed
  Big bed

What would you watch#1

  Elmo
  Phineas and ferb
  Regular show
  American dad

What would you watch #2

  Dora the explorer
  Sponge bob
  Advenger time
  Family guy

Did you like my quiz

  Yes
  Okay
  No
  Somebody shoot me with a gun