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At what age will you die? This highly unscientific quiz will haphazardly let you know when you may die. Do not be fooled by imitations! This quiz will test you on your lifestyle, and using a highly advanced, totally secret, super-algorithm that was created in less than one-hour, will tell you of your destined fate that was almost completely made up!

First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts

Where do you live?

Are you any good at math?

What does x equal in: 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15

How often do you exercise?

Do you feel overweight?

Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes?

Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel?

If you are running a slight fever, what do you do?

If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do?

Do you come from a wealthy background?

Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you?

Do you currently have any form of medical insurance?

Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body?

How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day?

Do you take a vitamin supplement daily?

Has a doctor ever told you that you were going to die at a young age?

Do you smoke?

When you cough, what happens?

Do you drink alcohol?

Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?

How often do you engage in high-risk, recreational activities? (ie sky diving, bungee jumping, gun fights with the local gang, etc...)

Do you walk down dark alleys at night?

Do you work in dark alleys at night?

Do you find the boxes in dark alleys to be the most comfortable?

Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs?

About how many hours of sleep do you get per night?

How often does stress enter your day?

Go to your medicine cabinet. How many bottles have your name on it?

For the next couple of questions, pick how often you feel, or are:





...At peace:


...Tired when you wake:

...Threatened by the mafia:


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