>> Are you StoOpid? <<

WARNING! This test contains TRICK QUESTIONS, and if you don't catch them, you may be called stupid! If you cannot bear the thought of being called stupid or dumb then please leave.

Welcome to the stupidity test. The following, scientifically derived questions attempt to dig deep into your knowledge and personality to determine if you are stupid. Think you're smart? We shall see. Please, be advised, the answers to the questions will not be supplied at the end of the quiz. This means you will have to work harder (i.e. cheat more) to increase/decrease your score.

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First off... Do you feel stupid?
Yes
No
Don't Know

How old are you? (No impact on score, just for statistics)
Under 13
13 - 16
17 - 19
20 - 24
25 - 29
30 - 39
40 - 49
50+

Boy? Girl? (Again, just for stats)
Gal
Guy
N/A

Can you read?
No
Yes

Do you read?
Never
Yes
Do comic books count?

Do people call you oafish?
No
All the time
Huh?

What about vacuous?
No
Yes
What does that mean?

A plane crashes on the United States - Canada border. Where are the survivors buried?
Depends on nationality
Canada
United States
Mexico
They aren't

How many planets are in this solar system?
Five
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten

Jan is twice as old as her sister Betty, but half of Joe's age. Betty just got married. How old is Joe most likely to be?
8
16
44
60
84

Look at your computer time. Is it correct?
No
Yes
To within a second!

How many F's are in the following sentence:

OFTEN, FISH FIND FOOD AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF SWIMMING THE CHANNEL OF RALPH.
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten

What is the sum of integers from 1 to 10?
11
35
50
55
57
101

How did you figure out the last problem?
Guessed
Wrote it out on paper
In my head
A calculator
The 'Gauss' method

Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ...
Grasshopper
Dog
Alligator
Grass
Bird

How much dirt is in a 2m x 2m x 2m hole in the ground?
A lot
None
8m
8m³

Which of the following is least like the others
Cucumber
Carrot
Tomato
Apple
Watermelon

If you were called perspicacious, how would you feel?
Insulted
Hurt
Neutral
That means sexual, right?
Complimented

How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
Once
Twice
About 3-4 times
About 5 or 6 times
Just over 6 times

When you talk, what do others around you do?
Listen
Run
Pick their nose
Completely agree with you
Argue back
Call you stupid

How many states (in the USA) border the Gulf of Mexico?
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight

Which smiley best describes you?
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What color is at the bottom of a rainbow?
Violet
Red
Blue
Green
Orange

An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
North
Northwest
West
South
Nowhere

What do you see in the following image?

Lines
Fence
Frogs
Nothing

A farmer has 20 sheep, and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left?
Five
Ten
Fifteen
Twenty

How do batteries work?
Electrochemical Reaction
Isothermal Convection
Magic
Electromotive Reduction
Miniature hamsters on a wheel

You are told to take a pill every hour. You have 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
1 hour
2 hours
3 hours
4 hours

What is Antarctica?
A country
A state/province
A continent

Which side is your left hand on when looking at your mirror image?
Left
Right

What is the next number in this sequence:
0, 2, 4, 6, 8, ...
9
10
11
16
20

What about this sequence
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ...
5
6
7
8
9

Without looking, what is the second question that you answered?
How old are you
Do you feel stupid?
Boy? Girl?
Can you read?

FYI, you get a nifty graphic to share with others at the end of the test.

If you end up being totally stupid will you show the graphic?
Yes
No

What if you are totally smart?
Yes
No

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