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WARNING! This test contains TRICK QUESTIONS, and if you don't catch them, you may be called stupid! If you cannot bear the thought of being called stupid or dumb then please leave.

Welcome to the stupidity test. The following, scientifically derived questions attempt to dig deep into your knowledge and personality to determine if you are stupid. Think you're smart? We shall see. Please, be advised, the answers to the questions will not be supplied at the end of the quiz. This means you will have to work harder (i.e. cheat more) to increase/decrease your score.

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First off... Do you feel stupid?
Yes
No
Don't Know


How old are you? (No impact on score, just for statistics)
Under 13
13 - 16
17 - 19
20 - 24
25 - 29
30 - 39
40 - 49
50+


Boy? Girl? (Again, just for stats)
Gal
Guy
N/A



Can you read?
No
Yes


Do you read?
Never
Yes
Do comic books count?


Do people call you oafish?
No
All the time
Huh?


What about vacuous?
No
Yes
What does that mean?


A plane crashes on the United States - Canada border. Where are the survivors buried?
Depends on nationality
Canada
United States
Mexico
They aren't


How many planets are in this solar system?
Five
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten


Jan is twice as old as her sister Betty, but half of Joe's age. Betty just got married. How old is Joe most likely to be?
8
16
44
60
84


Look at your computer time. Is it correct?
No
Yes
To within a second!


How many F's are in the following sentence:

OFTEN, FISH FIND FOOD AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF SWIMMING THE CHANNEL OF RALPH.
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten


What is the sum of integers from 1 to 10?
11
35
50
55
57
101


How did you figure out the last problem?
Guessed
Wrote it out on paper
In my head
A calculator
The 'Gauss' method


Cat is to Dog, as Snake is to ...
Grasshopper
Dog
Alligator
Grass
Bird


How much dirt is in a 2m x 2m x 2m hole in the ground?
A lot
None
8m
8m3


Which of the following is least like the others
Cucumber
Carrot
Tomato
Apple
Watermelon


If you were called perspicacious, how would you feel?
Insulted
Hurt
Neutral
That means sexual, right?
Complimented


How many times is it possible to fold a newspaper in half?
Once
Twice
About 3-4 times
About 5 or 6 times
Just over 6 times


When you talk, what do others around you do?
Listen
Run
Pick their nose
Completely agree with you
Argue back
Call you stupid


How many states (in the USA) border the Gulf of Mexico?
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight


Which smiley best describes you?
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What color is at the bottom of a rainbow?
Violet
Red
Blue
Green
Orange


An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
North
Northwest
West
South
Nowhere


What do you see in the following image?

Lines
Fence
Frogs
Nothing


A farmer has 20 sheep, and all but 15 die. How many sheep are left?
Five
Ten
Fifteen
Twenty


How do batteries work?
Electrochemical Reaction
Isothermal Convection
Magic
Electromotive Reduction
Miniature hamsters on a wheel


You are told to take a pill every hour. You have 3 pills. How long before they are all gone?
1 hour
2 hours
3 hours
4 hours


What is Antarctica?
A country
A state/province
A continent


Which side is your left hand on when looking at your mirror image?
Left
Right


What is the next number in this sequence:
0, 2, 4, 6, 8, ...
9
10
11
16
20


What about this sequence
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, ...
5
6
7
8
9


Without looking, what is the second question that you answered?
How old are you
Do you feel stupid?
Boy? Girl?
Can you read?


FYI, you get a nifty graphic to share with others at the end of the test.

If you end up being totally stupid will you show the graphic?
Yes
No


What if you are totally smart?
Yes
No


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